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Bellatrix Black ([info]missbellatrix) wrote,
@ 2010-09-30 08:57:00

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Well I think we ought to just use the members of PETE as our servants then.

And that ridiculous squib group too.


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[info]timotheus
2010-09-30 05:09 pm UTC (link)
But imagine how put-out your house elf would be.

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[info]missbellatrix
2010-10-01 02:59 am UTC (link)
Then I will make the members of PETE watch as my house elf flails hysterically and beats its head in with a skillet and tell them it is all their fault.

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[info]timotheus
2010-10-01 03:02 am UTC (link)
Wicked, but clever.

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[info]missbellatrix
2010-10-01 03:05 am UTC (link)
Really, they ought to see just how hysterical a house elf becomes when you suggest that you may not want them catering to your every whim anymore.

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[info]timotheus
2010-10-01 03:11 am UTC (link)
It really is one of their more endearing qualities. They remind me of my mother that way.

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[info]missbellatrix
2010-10-01 03:55 am UTC (link)
How unfortunate for you.

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[info]timotheus
2010-10-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
I don't mean to imply she is actually hysterical. She just enjoys catering to my whims. To a reasonable extent.

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[info]abracadabraxas
2010-09-30 08:17 pm UTC (link)
They'd spend all their time protesting and demanding paid holidays. You'd get nowhere, Ms. Black.

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[info]missbellatrix
2010-10-01 03:00 am UTC (link)
I am sure I can come up with a way to silence them.

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[info]ablackstar
2010-09-30 09:54 pm UTC (link)
As lovely of an idea as that is, I fear we would only be doing more harm than good to ourselves by employing such filth. Though if they insist on doing such things to our elves then its only fair that they take their places.

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[info]missbellatrix
2010-10-01 03:41 am UTC (link)
I could at least subject them to a round or two of dueling practice to teach them a lesson?

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[info]ablackstar
2010-10-01 03:45 am UTC (link)
You could, though as it was stated above, I fear that all it would do is simply make them whine and protest even more.

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[info]oheverest
2010-10-01 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Clever, but I must agree with Walburga. Do we really need to hear further whining from such people?

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Bellatrix
[info]oheverest
2010-10-01 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Though, I do know of someone who might let you employ them for target practice.

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